Girls get gaudy! Forget about the ugly Christmas sweater, after all, who the hell wants to be ugly? If you’re looking for the perfect Christmas sweater this year that best represents your holiday spirit, but also shows that basically you’re going to be getting screwed up all holiday season by drinking too much beer, too much wine, then wearing this gaudy Christmas sweater might be right up your alley this year when it comes to finding that truly, obscene ugly Christmas sweater. A ugly Christmas sweater should hurt your eyes, and this one, for sure does that.